1. mom: did you get home safe?
    2. me: no i died a few times
     


  1. togamivevo:

    in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies

    (via haehaehaeheah)

     

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  3. gamsee:

    how do you start a conversation with someone without sounding lame do you just be like Hey man how many cool scooter tricks can u do

    (via eatyoursanity)

     


  4. awkwardvagina:

    one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore

    (via pimps-dontcry)

     

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  6. tumblr has given me the worst sense of humor ever i’m gonna be so screwed for school like if some student catches on fire i’ll probably burst into laughter

    (Source: drifblimed, via depressed-and-not-well-dressed)

     


  7. slydigger:

    ding dong my dick is long

    (via eatyoursanity)

     

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  9. xylophoney:

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    WHAT WHAT                                WHAT                                    WHAT

    (via pimps-dontcry)