i feel so weird saying my own name
IN CASE ANY OF YOU HAVE EVER WONDERED WHAT SLEEPING GIRAFFES LOOK LIKE
effie trinket was in so much pain over katniss and peeta going back to the hunger games in fact you could say she was in mahagony
If I’ve learned anything from video games, it is that when you meet enemies, it means that you’re going in the right direction.
that’s really inspiring
one time I was really high and took a hot bath and I closed my eyes and imagined myself as a noodle floating in hot soup
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
*10th wedding anniversary*
are you sure you like like me
if you’re following me i’m just warning you that i don’t know where i’m going
if you’re not gonna sing pop punk with me in my car then i don’t think it’s gonna work out
My last post on tumblr is going to be very vague like “they found me” or “uh oh” or maybe even “the fist is all the way in” and just leave you all here