Run by an introverted sixteen year old who lives her life during her spare time.
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turtle-pirate:

Jake’s mom is a total badass

hawti:

Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?

MeThe Vending Machine

Maybe if I wasn’t so fat..
Me for anything (via boys-and-suicide) ←

kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

svvords:

*barges out of coffin at funeral yelling sike*

darning-socks:

"Oh my GOD Carl I am so done with you.”

dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

TRYING TO COME UP WITH NAMES FOR MY FANTASY CHARACTERS

nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

speedbikes:

Me and the TARDIS!!!!! I love Dr. Who!!!!!

buttart:

there’s so much going on in this gif