Jake’s mom is a total badass
Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?
Me: The Vending Machine
i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear
*barges out of coffin at funeral yelling sike*
"Oh my GOD Carl I am so done with you.”
u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along
on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college
Me and the TARDIS!!!!! I love Dr. Who!!!!!
there’s so much going on in this gif