Here on the interwebs (Tumblr especially), surreal photography is nothing new. So it’s quite amazing when a new talented young champ stands out from the pack and creates images that garner the attention of the masses.
when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating
if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen
the devil wears prada is a lie, i’m literally just wearing a white tee
being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away
I never told you to treat me like a princess I want you to treat me like a dragon, cower in fear before me and get me expensive shiny things
"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"
when the solutions to a medical problem are “reduce stress” i am like? what am i going to do about this????? not go to school?? get rid of my parents??? force myself deeper down the road of total and complete apathy???
REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME