i hate when mosquitos do that
own a piece of history
have you ever been kissed so passionately that you felt like you were in a daze and you couldn’t even move and you got all woozy
i eat cake everyday because i know somewhere out there, it’s someone’s birthday
accidentally bumps into someone
"you don’t have to keep apologizing"
I appreciate that his brother has successfully learned how to block the left boob grab.
This one wins
I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they